Omg so irritating!!!
MSN is being fucked up right now, so I cannot sign into BOTH MSN Live Messenger AND the old lao pok Windows Messenger!!
And I NEED TO COMPLAIN!!
Recently it seems that a lot of people are starting to play on Viwawa.com, a site that allows people to play online Mahjong (among other things) with the other frustrated people who also cannot find MJ kakis in real life (or are unwilling to travel out of house to play MJ, etc).
The problem with MJ is, besides the fact that people slowly start to play bigger and bigger until it starts to become a liability, is that MJ, being a game where money is involved afterall, BRINGS OUT THE WORST IN PEOPLE.
If somebody just threw a Zhong and you throw a Zhong next round only to pay for a 5 tai limit, there is nothing funny about it. Or, if you want to win a 5 tai limit only to have the guy in front of you win your winning card first, that is enough to send the best-tempered of us up in fury.
If those are not enough, perhaps you can try my faithful MJ situation: Throw what draw what. Awesome.
SO.
Online MJ is better in this sense, because you only feel a tad annoyed as there is no money involved anyway, and you don't have to face other people's tempers.
Unfortunately, this also means that you are playing with fucking idiots most of the time, because fucking idiots are everywhere.
Ok la, actually to be fair I think most people playing Viwawa are quite ok, except a handful.
This is one conversation I had with a girl. (From what I remember of course)
Stupidly enough, when I first joined (with Wanyi's urging) I didn't know my user id would be shown to everyone whom I play MJ with, so I chose XIAXUE.
Naturally, that is not the wisest choice, although it is indeed a good conversation starter - not that I wanna converse with these people most of the time.
Stupid girl: Xiaxue?
Me: Yeah?
SG: Is that your real name or are you just copying that bitch?
- She apparently never considered it an option that it could really be me.-
Me: Eh... It's my real name. Very unfortunate to share with her.
SG: Oh. Good. I don't like her.
Me: Why?
SG: No reason. I don't know also leh. I just don't like lor.
(Chao CB don't like people also must have at least a reason right? At least she say she don't like my face also better than this rubbish.)
Me: OK.
SG: She's a bitch man.
(Continue insulting me somemore! Lao niang never saw her in my life and never did anything to her!)
- After another 10 mins of peaceful playing with mundane chatting -
SG, asking table in general: How old are you guys?
Me: I'm 24 this year.
SG: I'm 17. (Juvenile idiots...)
SG, continues: Anyone here from SP?
Me: I was from SP last time.
SG: Oh! So what are you doing now?
Me: What if I told you I am blogging for a living?
- There was a pregnant 3 sec pause -
SG: I suppose that's possible.
OMG SHE IS SO FUCKING RETARDED SHE STILL DOESN'T GET IT?! HOW MANY FULL-TIME BLOGGERS ARE THERE FROM SP NICKNAMED XIAXUE?!
At this point, this other guy from the table who has been quietly listening to this conversation decided it's time to burst out of his shy shell.
Other Guy from table: WAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA SHE IS THE XIAXUE YOU HATE!!!
Stupid girl: ... (she keep doing these dots. You can see that she can clearly express herself very well)
- There was another pregnant pause. -
OGFT: So Xiaxue, how's your nose?
Xiaxue: Good good... One year already!
SG: ...
(OGFT and I chat and ignore the dotting retard)
SG: You are not Xiaxue.
Me: really? Why?
SG: For one your English is not so good.
Me: What?! English here not good or on the blog not good?
SG: Here not good.
Me: I am chatting why would I use perfect English here?!?!?
SG: And for 2, you are too nice.
Me: ??? I am nice to people who are nice to me and mean to people who are mean to me la! Everyone is what!!
SG: ...
SG, continues: You are confirm not Xiaxue.
Me: Ok. (Little fucker slut trying to tell me what I am and what I am not!)
SG: Xiaxue would never use such a lame user pic. (If I didn't know she hated me I'd think she's my greatest fan...)
Me: What?! I think my user pic totally looks like me.
Now for those of you who don't know, Viwawa allows all their users to create a little avatar doll that looks like what I showed. You can change her (or his) hair, eyes, clothes etc. Everyone's doll looks more or less the same with different colours and features.
SG screeched.
SG: NO IT DOES NOT!
I finally understood how it feels like to be all "..." because I was literally speechless.
Me, a little impatiently and indignantly: Why does it not? I have blonde hair and I'm tan and I totally have that dress in real life!!
SG: ...
And with that last "..." she left the mahjong room highly agitated.
Just now, I got another irritating online MJ kaki. By this time I've learnt my lesson, decided against using Xiaxue and created another account.
Me: Fucking MSN is not allowing me to sign in again!
Another stupid person: Oei!!!
(I ignored her)
ASP: No fowl language please! (And yes she spelt it this way)
Me: Why? Are you underaged?
ASP: No. Mother of 2.
Me: Oic. Well... Are your kids sitting on your lap now reading what I say?
ASP: Nope.
Me: Then I don't see what the problem is.
ASP: Keep it clean please.
Me: Stop being a prude and telling people what to do.
And with that I leave the room. And I cannot go on MSN to complain to people, so here I am blogging!! WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF??! There are so many fucking retards around I tell you!!
I SAY FUCK WHENEVER I WANT!!!! ROARRRRRR!!
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!
Irritating la! I fucking hate all these moralistic high browed fuckers.
I don't care if you think foul language is a no-no for your freaking children, but there are people in this world who are not living their lives for your kids ok! If you don't want your kids to hear foul language, I'm sorry, but the only way is to dig out his eardrums lor!! If I don't say, then his fucking classmates will to anyway, what's the big fucking deal?!
And besides, the fucking kids are not even looking at the monitor or what! It's not like I am saying FUCK to her kids' faces!!
AND WHAT IS WITH THE MOTHER OF TWO BULLSHIT?!
JUST BECAUSE YOU SPREAD YOUR LEGS TWICE FOR YOUR HUSBAND TO SHOOT HIS SPERM INSIDE YOU AND THEN GAVE BIRTH DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHTS TO DEMAND ANYTHING FROM ANYONE OK?!?! In fact, it only makes you a mother, not MY mother!
Annoying leh these people!!
I'm gonna abruptly change topic and ask you all to check out the new videos from Click Network.
XIAXUE'S GUIDE TO LIFE
Thinking of not looking like a whale anymore?? Yet, you are so lazy and your hands seem to, on their own accord, steal all your friends' KFC chicken skins when they are not looking? LOOK NO FURTHER!! Acupuncture might be the solution for you!!
Or you can just get a sadistic pleasure out of watching me get poked by needles.
CHICK VS DICK
Love spicy food?? Bet you still can't beat either of these crazy people, as Paul Twohill and Kaykay go on a rampage to find out who can conquer that deceivingly small chilli padi. Among other very, very spicy stuff. *shudders*
p/s: I've got my Langkawi trip's photos to edit so I'll update with all the photos as soon as possible. Langkawi was awesome!!! And I am super tan now!! Comments not allowed.
