Sunday, July 6, 2008

1,2,3... poof

Hello ya all!

As you may, or not may not, have noticed, I've decided to delete all Dawn-related entries.

This thing has been implicating too many other people (such as Arissa and Royston and etc etc)... this is my main reason.

Reason 2 is that I guess Dawn is in enough shit as it is. I may dislike her (online persona), but I don't have a bloody heart of stone. I've been lectured by people (irl), and I guess I don't have to be so... relentless. I feel a bit bad. I was very annoyed by Noel when I wrote the 3rd entry, I guess.

Reason 3 is that I don't want to face a potential lawsuit. I don't have the time for this. Blah blah blah be brave fight her etc... You go and fight la! It's not you, of course easy for you to say. Lao niang got no money lor! Right now my bank got about 3k, hire semi LJ lawyer!? I mean, of course Dawn could still be going ahead with it la, but there's nothing I can do about that now. If I become bankrupt Wongsie told me that I cannot go JB (or overseas for that matter)... Have to apply for permit coz they will be scared that I flee the country!

Oh god suddenly had an image of myself giving away my prized possessions such as my sidekick, computer, accessories drawer, fluffy pink puff balls etc all to cackling men in suits.


So yup. Good for you if you've seen them, too bad if you didn't. Maybe you ought to read my blog like every 2 hours!

And I don't care if you think I'm contradicting myself or that you think I'm being cowardly. Sometimes, people have to do the things they don't wish to do.

Here's a few hugeass pictures to pretend to change the topic:







In the car on the way to Le Papillion during my birthday. I know! It's a crazily long time ago.

It was a simpler time, and I was gleeful because I wasn't the one who had to navigate, as it is my day afterall. :)





Outside the restaurant, which shut down already.

My dress is so short.

"Oh god!" you exclaim. "Are these pictures all going to be of you only? How dull!"

No... There's a photo of Mike and like 3 of food. Hahaha!!



Bye le papillion...
If I blogged about you earlier maybe you won't be gone now...









Me! I keep asking Mike to take more photos coz on the camera they look ugly, but I publish them all coz I can photoshop pure magic. Ha!







Our seafood soup. Crazily nice!



Mike's pasta



Believe it or not, this is my passport photo! I took it myself and photoshopped it to death a wee bit but the ICA still approved it! Hahaha!

Just so you now know, you are allowed to bleach your hair, wear coloured contacts, and crazily thick make-up in your IC photo. No problem.




Last pic.

Ta! Comments allowed, or disallowed, according to my mood after I read through them tomorrow morning.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Yet another update - And I am not happy

Ok, here we go! First of all, comments are not disabled, don't worry! It's just that right now Haloscan is down (ok it's up again).

In response to Dawn's kindly acceptance of my insincere (deemed by her) apology, I'd like to say a few things.

This is going to be a long, long entry. And also, since I do not want to be shot with another law threat, I will prefix every other sentence with "I think".


All the following are my personal opinions, and as I am highly untrustworthy, I urge the public to not believe anything I say as they are mostly ficticious. Even those things I should mention later are facts are not facts. They are stories spun by myself as I am a little mentally demented. Now I can begin.


First;

Dawn sent me an email today. Since she is so venomously hated right now, I think it's only fair I show you all her, erm, vulnerable side.



To be honest, I felt a bit guilty when I saw this.

But fact is, Dawn, I do not like you - to put as plainly as possible.

I think you trample on every value that I base my whole life on, such as Honesty, Candidness, Bravery, Individuality, and Sincerity, among others. Till this day, I think, you still insist you never went under the knife. I think I've seen you lie about this on tape. I simply cannot respect that.

I think your blog persona amplifies suppositious fronts, hypocrisy, as well as what I detest the most: The lust for money rather than for the passion of blogging and making your voice heard.

It irks me, and I can't pretend I am not irked.

Nonetheless, whatever I think of you, I've always treated you with politeness, as you were always civil to me.

Numerous times in the past, I have also defended you and told your detractors that you are mild and harmless in real life. Plastic surgery is one's personal choice, and people who have something to say against it ought to fuck off.


However, dislike is not something I can control, although I can and have told you why I feel so.

You don't have to feel offended. I dislike a whole truckload of other people... In fact, it's tough to find me someone I like.

In my opinion, rather than bad-mouthing you behind your back and gossiping about you, I felt that telling the truth is always the better option.

I am sorry if you felt hurt from the blog entry you forced me to delete, but don't take it personally. Or do, if you wish to. The blog entry is not written by me, your acquaintance, but me, A BLOGGER - just like how reporters of papers are not being personal when they write bad press about stars.

You can hate me if you want. Just stop being nice, coz I don't want to be fakely nice to someone I don't like, and you being nice totally throws me off. o_O

OK, You weren't nice on your blog. That's cool then.

As for seeing each other in future, I have no intentions of salvaging a friendship, or going through the painful pretense of small-talk. Just ignore me completely, as you would ignore someone you don't like. I'd do the same.

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You can see I highlighted the last statement in that email.


Dawn claims she never saw her manager's nasty emails to me.



Noel!!! You are doomed lor! Now, I think, even your artiste paiseh to be associated with you!

Or is she? You judge for yourself the series of emails that were sent from Noel to me (and vice versa), that Dawn was cc-ed in.


Not 1... not 2... But 7.


At least 7, since I omitted some.


When? Since yesterday at 8pm.


Count with me!



1



2



3



4

(Also highlighted what a boot-licking asswipe I think Noel is.
Stay for his artiste in a heartbeat! When boss is cc-ed in the email!
And some more try to preach to me!)




5



6

And the last


7


And just to clarify, MY agency is prefectly polite, patient, reasonable, and professional. So no Dawn, I do not KNOW HOW AGENCIES CAN GET.


Maybe Dawn didn't read those emails before she opened her email wrote her email to me. Huh? Possible?

Now that we've got the niceties out of the way, we can start tackling the things she wrote on her latest blog entry.

1) I've got rabid fans.


OH GOD! No... not rabid fans again?! So... Everyone who hates Dawn is automatically my "fan"?

(I don't have stupid fans! I am a writer. I have READERS. I'd never call people "fans"... A bit bu yao lian...)


2) I can sue XLX but she cannot sue me.

XLX posted up photos of me with photoshopped cum-shots on my face, repeatedly said I am a cheap whore, etc... I realllllllly don't see a parallel there.


3) If I had the guns to write about it, why not stick to it?


You are right Dawn... I cannot prove certain things. I certainly can't rope Jacky Wu in to testify in court, although he might bring some hilarity to my life if he does.

The statements I made were of my personal opinions. Maybe the rumours were wrong. But Dawn, I have to make this clear. I NEVER STATED THOSE 6 POINTS AS FACTS.

But if you want facts right?


Here... I've give you FACTS. By "facts" I actually mean lies spun by myself.


a) I think you never did join 98.7FM as a DJ, right? Isn't that the same as saying you failed to join?


b) I expressed incredulity that you earn your proclaimed amount. I never said it is a fact that you do not earn so much. I said, even if you do, it's probably from "hidden sneaky advertorials".

Is this fact? I think yes, it is.

Can I prove it? Yes, I think I can.

How? An advertiser sent me an email asking me for an advertorial. I rejected it. A few days later, it was shown on your blog, urging people to give the service a try.

No hint that this was a paid mention was on your blog.

Is it because you did it out of goodwill? A simple check with the advertiser will suffice.



c) Who you went on the Valentine's Day Bali trip with, is fact.

Let's call him Mr. R.






How do I know this?

Because I met Mr. R. at Zouk. Twice.

Mr R is 40+, I think. I've heard from some sources he is married, from some sources he is divorced, and from some sources he is single. Nobody knows! But he is extremely wealthy.

Mr. R was very happy to show everyone present, including 2 other witnesses, his digicam. In the digicam are pictures of Dawn and him. The photos include those of Dawn and him hugging in what I deem to be intimate poses (ie hands wrapped around waist).

I saw this with my own eyes, and so did two other people who were with me.

Whether or not Dawn had any relations with him is of course not something I can say.


Enough of the facts (ie lies I spun)... Let's go back to her entry.


4) I'd rather spend the money on Juicy Couture



AHHHHHH!! Super chioness! I just bought this from neimanmarcus.com!!

Sorry, you where saying?


5) 2 big bloggers going out together,
what fun that could have been.............


WOAH! Sorry girl... Don't remember seeing you on Technorati's top 100 blogs of the world......



7)... spiteful incident where she posted pictures of herself
gleefully throwing away the
"Mandarin Cool" campaign postcards
with me on them.

Here it is. Go read if you want!

IS IT SPITEFUL? AM I?

The postcard reads that Dawn usurped me as the hottest blogger in Singapore!



As I have proven in that blog entry, there is no quantifiable measurement of "hotness", and therefore I cannot be usurped!

Who gave them this statement to put into the postcard?



Perhaps it was somebody who keeps harping on this "hottest blogger" title?

I do not think I was being spiteful at all.

Why should I allow this postcard to be spread and have let people have this wrong idea that Dawn is the hottest blogger?

It is not true, and detrimental to my reputation and directly responsible for my potential income.

Furthermore, I was nice and chose to give Dawn the benefit of doubt that:


- She did not supply the Mandarin campaign people with that information;

- She did not check and allow it to be published.


These are very unlikely situations, yet I chose not to blame her.

I THOUGHT I WAS ALL BENEVOLENT AND KINDLY!! WHAT??


Was I being spiteful??????? SPITEFUL TOWARDS WHO??

She's spiteful towards ME lor! She wants such untruths about me to be spread!



7) I penned hate sites before,
and therefore I am responsible for
Dawn Wayang.



NOW YOU BE CAREFUL THERE DAWN! If you are not careful I could sue you for libel!

Fortunately for you, I will fight with my bare hands.


Let me come clean on the blinkmummy/xlx impersonation thing. I should have done so LONG ago, and bravely stepped up to avoid all the shit. But nonetheless, never too late!


Here's what happened. Skip it if you are not interested.

One day, 2 other girl bloggers and I were having a drink at Wala Wala. During which, we gossiped about this other blogger called Blinkymummy. We all don't like her, although I never heard about her for ages... Dunno she die already not.

Anyway... So, in a little of a drunken stupor, we said, let's set up a "hate site" for her!!

One of the bloggers is a good friend of mine.

So back at home, we giggled on MSN, and did up the "hate site".

I used my own blogger account to do so.

As a joke, my friend and I thought we would use our own hate site owners' names, namely Xialanxue and her nemesis', to do write the site.

I loosely term it a "hate" site, but it is not. Unlike other hate sites where lies or bad facts of people are exposed, the site was just a joke. A spoof. It was not meant to harm Blinkymummy's reputation.

Included are childish drawings of BM's "byebye"... a 30 year old vulva so long it looks like an octopus and is used as a broom. I know!My friend's so mature, haha!

Of course, I contributed as well. But I don't remember what I wrote la...

I cannot remember the exact sequel of things, but this spoof site we created was not meant to be sneaky. I was prepared 100% to tell people I was involved in doing it. What! It's funny what! It was a joke between us girls. It was not meant for everyone to see.

Anyway, XLX got wind of it, and blew it up into a humongous deal.

Say that I dunno what IMPERSONATE him (I spoofed him, he is not important enough to be impersonated), and that I am a hypocrite because I said I hate Hate sites and yet I set up one anonymously!

I admit I was afraid. I was afraid to come clean because people were all already insulting me. But as time has now proven, the truth is always the best defence.

So anyway, I had to consider that if this thing blows up, it is not only ME getting the heat, but also my two other friends, correct?

Therefore we decided the best course of action is to deny we did it.

Right move? Terribly wrong. So anyhow, they managed to prove I wrote it, and blah blah blah etc. Even more afraid and of course I don't dare to say I co-created the site right?


Anyway, that's cleared up now.

No more lies, and NO DAWN, I AM NOT THE CREATOR OF YOUR HATE SITE - http://xanga.com/dawn_wayang.

This I swear upon the lives of my unborn children.

You've got to be kidding me right? Don't update my own blog and go and update your hate site? Got so boh liao or not?

But in any case, the hate site is quite smashingly written, I must say. Witty! I do like it! It does have a little of my style. :) Which is an awesome style!!


8) I am upset over being called a prefect
and she, the school belle.


Siao. I never said I was upset over that.

I am just disgusted that, you, I think, pretended not to be pleased to be called the school belle and wanted to be valedictorian. That's all.



9) We have a few similarities.

No Dawn... We are not similar.

I did though, find someone quite (but not quite) similar to you.

She is Arissa.

A little introduction.

Arissa (Zhen Shan) is a Singaporean girl who is studying in the states. She's extremely pretty, and comes from a very wealthy family.

She is 100% natural, and a friend of mine. Not close, but we do sometimes talk a bit online.

Since Arissa was in secondary school, according to KK, she was already infamous in Singapore. Already gorgeous since a young age, all the boys school and girls school people of their batch know her - and I dunno if KK is exaggerating as usual or not la, but she was saying how Arissa's features were perfect and she has naturally rosy cheeks that glow and be seen from a distance... etc etc.

Arissa's not only gorgeous, her lifestyle is enviable. She has all the gorgeous brands, hangs out with loads of famous people, and was in Vanness's MTV too.

Not only that, she has immense style and character. She's not your traditional shu nu. AND she is nice and smart.

Why is Zhen Shan not a famous celebrity yet? My guess is that she doesn't crave it. She's not a famewhore, unlike somebody...


Well... Does Arissa sounds like someone people would want to copy?

I would say definitely.

I, for one, was inclined to pierce my helix coz she looks so nice with it.

But how far would one go to copy somebody else?

To sacrifice all their individuality to
BE someone else?




This is Arissa.


100% natural - no Plastic


I won't post up too many of her photos since she is a really private person, but these photos are on her website, so I guess it should be ok.

If you want me to take it off ZS, please don't hesitate to email me: xiaxue@gmail.com. I didn't see you online so I can't ask you!!

And here's Dawn, when she first got "famous":



Coloured contacts? Check.
Eyebrows thick and brushed downwards? Check.
Head tilted down? Check.
Pursed lips? Check.

Similarities do not end here.

And they most certainly don't START from there either!



Even as a toddler......... they look alike.

If that's Dawn real, unphotoshopped baby photo, that is.
How would I know? I'm just a bystander.



Is this Dawn?
She never specified on her blog. How Eurasian-looking!



Feel like stroking one and beating the other one up...



Dawn's purple Balenciaga


Arissa's purple Balenciaga...


Oops! I mean Balenciagas. With an S.

But of course, it's just a bag.
Dawn's allowed to have the same bag as Arissa!



Arissa's stuff, posted eons ago.

And below, Dawn's stuff.

Do note the bluish colour tone of the picture(s).



Arissa's sports car. There is no need to say what it is (you can make a guess from the logo, huh?) - it surely one-ups...



Dawn's CLK or SLK whatever it is.


Freaky, huh?

Doesn't stop there.


Place Arissa is in?

California, LA

Place Dawn was in when she started her site?

California, LA

*

Arissa's school?

USC

Place Dawn said she was studying in?

USC

*

Arissa likes...

Murakami and dark fairytales.

Dawn likes...

Murakami and dark fairytales.
I think. I'm sure I read this somewhere before.

*

Arissa photos are of...

Her clubbing and the occasional
whimsical thing she sees/draws


Dawn's photos are of...

Her clubbing and her
delusions, I think.


*

Arissa writes...

In a whimsical way like [ t h i s ]//.

Dawn writes...

Well. I think enough of the comparisons.
It's never ending.


Which is why Dawn says... Don't compare!

And, my friends... one more for the night:

I THINK, before she got noticed Dawn used to go to Arissa's website and left comments on the noticeboard.

I THINK she then stopped leaving comments one day, and disappeared.

I THINK when she reappeared, she was a mini Arissa... but a fake one. Tries hard to imitate, but fails in every.single.respect.


The above is purely my opinion.



Lastly, about the armpits... I am sorry!! I thought that was a boob job incision scar. It appears you merely have a dirty armpit.


p/s: Wanbao called. They seem to want to focus on me cursing cancer on Dawn (it's a joke yo! Can't take a joke?!?) rather than any rumours on Dawn. I'm telling ya they hate me! Let's see how it turns out tomorrow.

UPDATE:

TWO MORE PHOTOS A BLOG READER SENT



Arissa's website



Dawn's website

Right.


Also... I don't think I'm being mean. I anyhow blogged some stuff, and I got slapped with a law suit. It would have ended there, but threatening to sue me was cowardly. So this time round I only write things I have proof of lor... Rather, my opinions with the proof that I base my opinions on. You don't have to believe me.

And as for how Dawn would feel... How's that my responsibility? She has multiple other sites all saying exactly the same things, in even worse languages. I am merely repeating them. If she doesn't wish for people to say these things about her, she has a blog, two hands, a brain, and she can defend herself - just like how she did by casting doubt on my credibility with the mentions of my hate site incident.



p/p/s: Please do not involve Arissa in this. Any comments that compromises on Arissa's privacy (ie her website, personal info, etc), or negative about her, will be immediately deleted. I'm sure you all understand. Thanks! :)

Friday, June 20, 2008

GSS - now funny as well as awesome!

Advertorial

I love the Great Singapore Sale!

The words itself sparks a joy in me when I think of all the discounted pink stuff I can add to my collection! Haha! Sometimes I am even willing to buy stuff at their original price only to find out later it is on 50% off --- that's got to be the shioking feeling in the world man!

Digressing, I've just managed to buy my dream luggage at 20% off. It's $180 after discount I think!

How can people have a dream luggage, you ask.

WHY NOT?

As of all dream items with me, it's a shiny patent baby pink, and very, very sleek:



Outside. The wheels are super smooth and the locks are so well-made!





Inside... It's obviously a girl's luggage. No more numerous little pouches for make-up and toiletries! Now my luggage comes with many little convenient compartments!



Me, very tan, with dream luggage!!!!!



Chioness!!



What I DIDN'T manage to buy though, is this:



Fendi bangle in baby pink!!!!!!! You can go as far as calling it my dream bangle, hahaha!

I first saw it when I was in Isetan with Wong, and I saw the bangle, did a double take and took two steps towards the beacon of shiny pink bangle.

Then, I saw, distractedly, on my left... A purple Fendi spy bag!

"Chio..." I thought, "but not as chio as the one I'm carrying..."

AND THEN I REALISED!

I was carrying an "inspired" Fendi spy bag too!!

I've heard many stories about sales people in branded stores calling the cops on people with fake products lor! (Although my "fendi" bag is actually not fake per se coz it has no logos on it la, but still...)

So I hastily jumped out of the store and instructed Wong to check out the price for me.

Bloody $295!!!

Needless to say I didn't buy it on the spot coz it is bloody expensive! (And I am not rich, despite what you hear from newspapers and unreliable bloggers)

For the next few days I kept dwelling on it and finally decided to get it --- but to my dismay it is sold out!!!!!!! Oh god! You mean there are other people who find $295 a justified price for a bangle?!?!

And just in case you are wondering why the pic of the bangle looks a little weird, it is because the only pic I am able to find online is the blue one, and I had to photoshop it pink.



Gah!!

Anyway, where was I? Right, GSS is awesome!

You know what else is awesome besides shopping? Funny videos, and laughing out loud! AND... Getting free stuff!

THE GREAT SINGAPORE SALE NOW HAS A SENSE OF HUMOUR!!


You can get all three of those by logging on to www.laughoutloud.com.sg, and watch spoof of the NETS videos!

Go check it out, the site is full of videos of the adventures of an Ah Beng (complete with cringeworthy "kim" hair) and Ah Lian. It's slapstick but entertaining enough.

You can also download icons and wallpapers there of your favourite icon, under "Support LOL".

My favourite is of course the pink one la...



Seow Chio Bu
(Pronounced Xiao-Chio-Boo)

Meaning: Little Beauty

The flower amidst the thorns, she’s the pretty little
thing that’s oh-so-adorable. Makes the boys go gaga.


Haha so cute.

You can also try the 2D game and win prizes such as PSPs and Nintendo DS Lites! Or make a face, take a photo, and stand to win a year's supply of Heaven and Earth Green tea!!!

I'm so gonna take part in that man. A year's supply? How do they gauge how much is a year's supply? I'd drink Heaven and Earth broke lor, confirm. I LOVE THEIR GREEN TEA!!!!