Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Photoshoot!! Photoshoot!!

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Ready or not here comes the photos from the Essential photoshoot we just did 3 days ago!!

If you wanna know WHY we are having this photoshoot you can read HERE and HERE!

It was so fun coz all the girls were so friendly and spontaneous and vain! They were all like 20-ish though, made me feel damn old.

Anyway the girls were sponsored Essential's hair products to use a week prior to the shoot and after getting our hair done at a salon, we all proceeded to Pink Elephant Labs to shoot!

I must say they captured the kawaii look really well!!

So coincidentally all the girls (except for me) wore floral coz we wanted a Spring feel.

And they are all so pretty!! *inferior* *grumbles*


SUHANA



Here's Suhana's BEFORE photo!



AFTER

Suhana's review: "After a week, my hair is softer, smoother, lighter and smells fantabulous! I woke the next day and the scent of my hair still stays awesome. When I brush my fingers through my hair, they don't tangle up and glides through. My curls are much more defined and I have to say using the mask after the shampoo and conditioner instantly creates a bouncy effect totally prep me up for Singapore's humidity!"




The hair style we picked for Suhana was the fishtail braids...
Suits her bubbly personality!!

And I lent her my pink extensions too!



Suhana + me

Suhana's hair is permed so it was fun to get her sleek straight hair for the day!



JADE



Jade's BEFORE photo!



AFTER!

Jade's review: "I loved the treatment and the mask, after using it for a longer period of time i definitely notice my hair is more manageable, the immediate after effects of the treatment and mask combo is great. My hair is definitely softer after use. thanks for the experience!"


Jade also has on the fishtail braids.

Her hair is very damaged from bleaching it 3 times... Looking fab in the photo!





Jade + me

Our hair looks so AA in the photos!! BUT I LOVE IT!! HAHAHAA


IZZY




Izzy's BEFORE photo!


After

Izzy's review: The shampoo creates a really great lather. The intensive hair mask (I use rich premier) is my favorite--it's awesome! It left my hair sooo smooth, silky, and manageable. Using all the products helped with tangles and smoothed out my dry ends.



The hairstyle for Izzy was supposed to be the ponytail but her hair is so smooth and sleek that the curls all disappeared by the time we travelled from the salon to the shoot. -_-

She has butt length hair!! MAD ENVIOUS!!



Izzy + me

Guess what!!
Izzy stays in Dallas Texas!! I'm so gonna visit her next time I go to Dallas!!


SOPHIE




Sophie's BEFORE photo


After

Sophie's review: I did like the treatment and hair mask! Like after rinsing it off you can really feel your hair being a lot softer and lighter so I'll definitely start using it more often!


Sophie's looking super cute with her braid hairband

Out of pure coincidence Sophie and Jade already knew each other before the shoot and they are both French/Chinese mixed!! So weird that I picked them out from like 100 over people.


Look at her legs why so nice one nobody is focusing on her hair anymore -_- ... And btw both Sophie and Jade are like over 1.7m tall so I was like standing on a stool to shoot with them *sobs

Note to self not to pick such tall model-like girls in future will only serve to impact negatively on self esteem. Kidding lah!! My self esteem is so ginormous nothing can deflate it. HAHAHA!!



Sophie + me + stool under me


ME!!








Loving my gorgeous hair!!



GROUP SHOOTS





Click them to enlarge!!

So nice lah!! The pics are AWESOME!!

Thank you Essential for making our hair super pretty and for this super fun photoshoot!! :D:D:D:D







I LOVE ESSENTIAL!!


Want more information? Visit SASSYKAWAII.COM!!

I'm so loving the results on the girls' hair!! Damage control for the last 15 cm FTW!!!


p/s: Winners of the survey will be announced shortly

Monday, June 14, 2010

Gay conversion

Some thoughts.

When I was in Dallas Mike was watching this show called "Religulous" and it's about this comedian doing a documentary questioning religion.

And I saw a part which really irritated me, and it was a Christian Gay Converter dude who is a pastor and he "converts" gay people (by gay I mean both lesbians and gay men) into being heterosexual again.

Anyway the video is HERE, embedding is not allowed so just click on the link if you want to watch it.

And after watching THIS I am even more incensed.

Most of us are born straight so I guess we can never understand how it's like to be gay. So ok, maybe some of you are too young, some too old, so maybe it is alright for some straight people to believe that gay people CHOOSE to be that way.

But how can it be that these ministers/pastors admit to being "ex-gay" themselves and are somehow able to LIE that they can magically turn themselves straight again!?

Anyway. My first ever talk about homosexuality with a gay person was with a close friend of mine (let's call him R) who confessed to me. It was frankly quite shocking coz I knew him since I was 14, and I never knew he liked boys till I was like 20. That was close to the time he owned up to himself and decided to let close friends know.

In between he even had a girlfriend for a year so yeah obviously I never suspected anything.

My point is... till I was 20 I always thought that gay people CHOOSE to be gay. Like they get their heart broken by some girl and decided that girls are the devil and decided to go for boys instead. Something like that.

So right now, because of my love for my gay friends and their fabulousness, I am going to explain to my younger blog readers about how homosexuality is NOT a choice.

Goodness knows how many of you attend church and have this ridiculous notion drilled into you that people can choose their sexual orientation like picking a favourite cereal.

And this is how my friend explained it to me. He said everyone has a scale of which gender they are attracted to. Like 90% attracted to men, 10% attracted to women. Obviously if the scale is slighted towards same sex you are gay, in the middle bi, and to the opposite sex straight.

I was like what the fuck man, if it's not a choice how is it that you even found yourself attracted to a chick enough to be in a relationship with her for a year?

He said that he knew he was attracted to boys since he was like 11 or something but because his family are staunch Christians, he felt that it was wrong to feel this way. And so he never acted on his attraction towards dudes and kept lying to himself. He loved his ex girlfriend but was not sexually attracted towards her. And when she wanted to get intimate, that was when he broke down and admitted to her, and himself, the next day that he was gay.

And obviously now he still has not come out to his parents. He said his dad will kill him and kick him out of the house. So imagine never being able to introduce your partner to your parents!

Gay people already have it pretty bad with coming to terms with themselves, realising they are different, not being able to get married, straight men being uncomfortable around them (for the guys), dads disowning them (also for gay dudes, not so much lesbians), not being able to hold hands publicly, cannot apply for HDB flats, being discriminated by relatives etc...

AND THEY SO DO NOT NEED PEOPLE LIKE CALLING THEM FREAKS AND TELLING THEM THEY CAN BE CHANGED BACK TO 'NORMAL'!

By trying to change gays it assumes that being homosexual is wrong in the first place but seriously have they considered who is going to design fabulous bags and shoes if gay people don't exist?!

Change? How can one change what they are attracted to? If gay conversion works then can we change a straight guy into liking boys? Yeah let's see that happening. Just like how I love pink and will not be persuaded into liking any other colour more!

I think that Christianity as a religious is generally good except when it comes to this extreme stance. And cheating people of their money using faith as an excuse to buy shopping complexes.

And fact: Many Christians who are gay kill themselves because they cannot come to terms with the fact that they are sinning and yet God is not changing them and making them right.


This much is already very annoying, but wait, there is worse.


These sex conversion therapies cost as much as $6,000usd for a 6 week program (source)!!

Now wait a minute. Not only are you pushing confused people (I am talking about people who are just coming out to themselves) into further self doubt, you are EARNING MONEY FROM THEM?!

If these people are truly just helping sinners be right again for God then what gives them the right to charge?!

And what do these therapies involve?

"...the application of electric shock to the hands and/or genitals," and "nausea-inducing drugs...administered simultaneously with the presentation of homoerotic stimuli," masturbatory reconditioning, visualization, social skills training, psychoanalytic therapy, and spiritual interventions, such as "prayer and group support and pressure." - SOURCE

Fucking ridiculous. I also can apply a bit of electricity to someone's dick and charge $6,000. In fact, I'd do it for $5,000!! Ok maybe I won't do the electrocuting myself but I'd hire someone to.

And ex-gay convertor Richard Cohen's famous therapy is to use a tennis racquet to hit a pillow. -_-

Pillow: $10
Tennis racquet: $50
"Therapy": $6,000
Showing the world you are an idiot: Priceless


The older generation are obviously a lot less knowledgeable about homosexuality than our generation and when they find out their kids are gay, they start getting all hysterical especially if their religion does not approve of it.

And by having these therapies around and preached about further convinces them that there is something wrong with their kids (who must be feeling terrible, omg feel so sorry for them).

Saw this comment on youtube. Dunno if it's left by someone joking but if it's real it's bloody horrific.

My 16 year old son is converted now he is heterosexual. We had to have three gay exorcism and two different convertion camps each of them six months. He have to follow very strict rules and if he brakes any of them we will put his dog to sleep (at the vet off course). It was not before we put one of his two dogs to sleep at the vet that he became heterosexual. If he relapse we will put the other dog to sleep.
He loves women now


Ok lah this is probably fake but I don't doubt there are parents out there using these extreme methods to "fix" their kids.

And worse, these ex-gay groups are now targeting kids as young as 15 and angry parents everywhere are FORCING their kids to go to therapy/camps where THIS is what happens to them. "Forced to watch same-sex pornography while smelling ammonia"... Classy.

I never understood why homosexuals are often so proud of their orientation, because straight people sure ain't proud of being straight. But I think it is a response to the suppression they receive. It is like You think I should be straight? Fuck you I'd wear glitter pants and be gayer than ever. In your fucking face.


So I have a theory about ex-gay convertors.

Obviously gay dudes KNOW that they cannot change themselves to like women. Maybe their scale is 80% men, 20% women? They can exploit the 20% and get married, vomit while sticking a semi flaccid dick into a vagina, and even have kids, but they will KNOW that they still want to rape Zac Efron. Or Adam Lambert or whoever gay guys find attractive lah!!

Goodness knows why any woman would be fucked up enough to marry an "ex gay". Maybe they are confused lesbians seeking normalcy.

So some of these evil gay dudes group together and decide to earn money by pretending that they are "cured" and want to help "cure" others but they are like totally having sex with each other on a huge swimming pool filled with money!!!!!!!

They are like "Well let's leave all the other gays to fight discrimination and gain acceptance... We can be millionaires by doing the reverse and undoing their hard work. HI FIVE!"

Making use of people's confusion and faith to earn money. Truly disgusting.

I can't believe these ex-gays and ex-lesbians (like John Paulk here - ex gay, got caught in gay bar later LOL... He was a drag queen named Candy in the past!! Teehee) get married and have kids just to prove something to themselves. Poor kids... I'd rather have drunks as parents than liars who will eventually go psycho with sexual frustration ("ENOUGH WITH VAGINAS I WANT DICK!!! RAWRRRR!") and murder me one day or something. And woe is those kids if they turn out gay themselves.

Rant over.

And please Christians, don't make this about you. It is not. I'm complaining about anyone who claims to cure homosexuality and charges money for it.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Unveil the Surprise!

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To be honest I have never, ever spent money on a branded bag. My most expensive bag is some Juicy beach bag which cost me $250usd, which, granted, could probably get me a tiny prada pouch or something, but I could never justify spending so much on luxury items!

And that's why when Reebonz, a discounted luxury brand store, told me they wanted to give me a free bag, I was really quite excited!!

I'm 26 now and all I have in my bag cupboard are 30 dollar bags in bright childish colours. Some of them even have fur -_-. I mean that's great and all but sometimes I have to go to client meetings and I just wanna be taken a bit more seriously!


AND SO!


HERE IS MY PRESENT!!


*Rubs hands in glee* (Glee!)





Comes in a pretty paper bag



All wiped up in a gorgeous stylish box



Untying 'reebonz' = fun!



Here's a peek!



It's from Kate Spade...

AND HERE IT IS:

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Super gorgeous spacious bag in luxurious shiny gold leather!!


Ok yes it is still not a "take me seriously" bag but at least it's not old/broken/cheap/"inspired" like my other bags!! LOL

It is super hard to photograph coz it is so attention-getting and SHINY!!



I love all the hardware



A lot of space inside and it's not too heavy by
itself either so I can stuff loads of stuff in!


A long time back, Reebonz was interested in an advert but "discounted luxury goods" sounds damn suspicious so I just ignored them, not wanting to the the next Plasticzilla - cheating blog readers of their money and buat bodoh. (PR lesson honey: Give your advertorial money back to victims! Why should you earn money when these people lost hundreds, selfish bitch?)

But Reebonz had its first online sale at March 2009, and it's still standing strong with loads of clients. And what's more, I actually went to their office in Raffles place (quite big somemore!!) so confirm it's legitimate!!

And the stuff they sell are GUARANTEED authentic!!


So what is Reebonz?


Reebonz (pronounced "Ribbons") is a private online shopping destination of premier brands and private sales. The website is for members only, and sale events last for 2-3 days before closing. Besides luxury products, Reebonz also sells spa yacht charters, holiday packages etc. Shipping caters to the whole of Asia Pacific and for Singaporeans, the courier comes at a flat rate of $9.90.


The original price of my bag? $780

Reebonz's price? $539!!



Erm nobody really looks how they accomplish this but they just do!

What's the BEST part?

For the upcoming GSS, Reebonz is giving a 99% off SALE to reward their customers!!!




SIAO DING DONG ONE IMAGINE A PRADA BAG THAT'S $1,800 will be $18 fml I'm gonna turn on all 5 computers at home to go shopping on that day.

(Why am I sharing this with you all I feel I shouldn't be urgh work dilemma)

Here are the items that will be going for sale!!



Fendi Mia Zucca Shoulder Bag.

Retail: $1,815
99% sale price: $15.95 (!!!!!)



Kenneth Cole Men's Sports
Chronograph Bracelet Watch


Retail: $649
99% sale price: $3.29 (Can't even buy mcdonalds meal)



Chloe Eclipse Long Wallet

Retail: $570
99% sale price: $3.85



My favourite!! So cute!



I have a weakness for bags with many compartments

Kate Spade Dane Tote

Retail: $780
99% sale price: $7.80



And last but not least,

Prada Business Laptop Bag

Retail: $1550
99% sale price: $9.95!


So cheap it's like they are giving away these things free lor... -_-





So remember to be kiasu and RSVP otherwise you won't get the bags!!!!!!!111111 *frenzied eyes*

Anyway got chio bag so must camwhore. Don't pretend you don't like seeing my face then criticizing it.












Ok this pic has no bag but is chio anyway!!




Add Reebonz on FACEBOOK and follow them
on TWITTER for updates on the best sales!

Ugliest Hollywood Star 2

Woohooo!!

Based on the success of my Maggie Gyllenhaal post (I judge success based on the amount of nasty comments on my looks and intellect), I have come up with another Ugliest Hollywood Star post!!

I know right the first one was like, so popular.

And she is... DENG DENG DENG... SARAH JESSICA PARKER!!!

Actually unlike Maggie Gyllenhaal whom I think has no redeeming factor coz she can't do comedy (I like my girls funny, ok?), I do like Sarah Jessica Parker coz she is quite charming. But wow!! During the last Sex and the City movie there was a scene where she looked into the mirror above the sink with no make up on (after break up with Big) and there was like a collective gasp from the audience coz she looked SO HAGGARD!!


Ok so here is the google auto complete for "Sarah Jessica Parker looks..."





Very tragic look she either looks like a horse (whether boiled or not HAHAHAHA), man, foot or witch. And the Dee Snider person is mother of all fugliness, don't believe me can go and google.


And here's the "before" photo I chose:



How come she doesn't have the giant chin mole thingy here? When did she develop that and is it still on her face?

Anyways....

After photoshop!








Much more feminine!!




Side by side


Well? Bring it on with the insults people!! You can say I'm a horrible bitch but you can't deny my photoshopping talent!!! *Rachel Berry wink*


p/s: By right I should have less insults this time round coz the people who claimed to be so disappointed by me the last time should not be here, reading, anymore, right? If they are still here I guess I just won't bother about them coz they are clearly morons who like to be angered. And if so they should be thankful for my existence!!

Love ya all!! xoxoxo

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Congratulations Essential winners!

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Woohoo!! Thanks for the awesome response for the Essential contest I posted a few weeks ago!!

We received over a hundred entries (!!) and Huiwen from Nuffnang painstakingly shortlisted a few for me to choose from!

And I chose 4 out of these contestants. I must say I am pretty impressed by the contestants because not only did they specially take photos for this contest, some even put graphics on their pics to make them cuter, and wrote great paragraphs on why they should be picked etc. :)

I know this is what people usually say to patronize those who didn't get picked but I really wished I could have chosen more of you!

AND I FEEL LIKE I AM NOT SOME LONELY AUNTIE WRITING THIS BLOG AT HOME ANYMORE! Really got people reading and I am about to meet some of these people in the flesh! SOMEMORE A LOT OF THESE GIRLS ARE LIKE MAD CHIO I'M GONNA FEEL SO INFERIOR WHEN I MEET THEM no photoshop in real life FML.


WINNERS!!!:


Izzy





Essential to the rescue!


Sharithstar




Can't wait to see you with silky smooth hair!

Sophie






Jade


Talk about dramatic!! Jade dyed/bleached her hair pink (awesome! I never had the courage to!) so she really wants good quality hair back!! I hope I get to see her with pink hair still omg. Mike would so fall in love with her he said he has a soft spot for girls with pink hair -_-


Thanks girls for sending in pictures of your damaged last 15 cm of hair! Hair ends are so important because good hair is so noticeable and attention grabbing... The girls are gonna be sponsored with Essential hair products and after a week's trial we are gonna have another photoshoot to showcase the "AFTER"!

A lot of people have the misconception that Essential is just another shampoo with a kawaii image attached to it but it is actually specifically for damage care!


If you are not chosen don't be sad!!

Just fill up this simple SURVEY form and you can stand a chance to win a $70 Essential hamper too!



Question 1: Do you feel that your last 15cm of hair is more damaged compared to the rest of your hair? *

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First decide on which type of hair you have and what end benefit you want!



NUANCE AIRY


With Ultra Shine Essense, High Purity Honey and Milk Protein, and Wild Rose Essense, Nuance Airy is for girls who want natural volume at the crown and swing in their hair!

And with that, hair becomes light and bouncy always!

I think it's more suitable for girls with fine hair who want their hair to be more puffed up!

Although I like pink more than orange my damage care is definitely Rich Premier. :(


RICH PREMIER


Contains Ultra Shine Essence , High Purity Honey & Milk Protein, Sunflower Essence. Rich Premier is for girls who want to tame down extra volume to achieve the moisturized and sleek look!

End result? Smooth and manageable hair!

It's more suitable for girls with course, thick, unmanageable hair - like me!


Can't wait for the photoshoot!! WOOHOO!!

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Ugliest Hollywood Star

Got bored so I photoshopped someone... Guess who this is?


Hint...

She has probably the ugliest nose on a white female hollywood star, non existent lips, a permanent droopy hangdog expression, and terrible saggy boobs that haunted me since 2002.

Probably the only nice feature is her irises, which I left untouched.

That's right!!


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It's Maggie Gyllenhaal!

And that's one of her better pictures. -_-

I've always wondered how the hell she managed to make it so big in Hollywood. Her looks are like so - unacceptable - for a lead female...

I mean yes I'm superficial but how the FUCK did she get picked as the love interest of Batman in The Dark Knight?! Did she walk into the audition room with perhaps Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba - AND GET CHOSEN? HOW???

There was a scene where the Joker or Batman or whoever said she is the most beautiful woman in the room (it was a party) and people in the cinema with me ACTUALLY SNIGGERED.




Other people think so too

Her acting is ok lor, not bad but nothing FANTASTIC. And there are so many beautiful AND talented women in Hollywood!

Anyway I first saw her in Secretary (2002) where she plays this sadomasochistic, well, secretary who likes to get spanked. Even her boobs are horrid! (Kelly Brook has my vote for best boobs in the industry)

I am guessing either she has a very, very superb work attitude (likely) or she slept/sleeps with the right guy? But why would a powerful hollywood director wanna sleep with her that's anybody's guess.

Wow I can't believe I wrote an entry on how ugly Maggie Gyllenhaal is.

At least I'm not as mean as THIS guy.



Side by side

She could really benefit from a nose job, eye lift and some cat-eye liner! And lip fillers. And tit augmentation.

And in case you think that this blog entry is REALLY EVIL AND MEAN and if Maggie ever, ever, however slim the chance, saw this it would really hurt her feelings, don't worry.

1) She is a big Hollywood star and her life is much better than mine so I don't think she gives a shit whether anyone thinks she is ugly (which we all do).

2) I would not criticise anybody else's looks like I did hers because only a very selected few get paid a million bucks to look like a million bucks. (unless they keep saying they are very good looking like Steven Lim) She is an actress so she is responsible for looking good. Obviously she's not considered ugly in any way among normal people but she really sticks out like a sore thumb in Tinseltown!

And my looks are not relevant here although I expect people to use that to attack me so please, go ahead and tell me she looks 100x better than me. (at least my boobs not so saggy *defensive)

3) She doesn't read what people write about her! Confirm.


p/s: Blah blah blah people don't have to look conventional to look beautiful etc etc etc yeah keep telling yourself that.